Tired of news headlines lamenting the impending foot amputations of the next generation's blubbering sacks of asthma, heart disease and diabetes? Friendly's invites you to take your war-torn conscience and metabolism out of their misery with the shotgun blast of meat, cheese and grease that is the Ultimate Grilled Cheese BurgerMelt.
Grilled cheese hamburger buns: When fried chicken buns just will not do.
Some numbers via Friendly's website include 1500 calories, 79 grams of total fat, 2090mg sodium and 180g of cholesterol.
They might even let you substitute the lettuce with bacon if you ask nicely enough.